Now I May be Desperate

Since it is that time of year, and we are completely tapped out of money until we get our tax return... I was thinking of alternate ways to bring in some cash. I have considered making my own drugs, but I have never been good at science (and there is some sort of a moral issue involved with that). I could eat my dogs to save on money for food, but they are part of the family as annoying as they can be sometimes. It just seems that I can not find a legal/moral way to make some money... until I came upon this:


Apparently the rewards for the "Jersey Devil" have never been claimed, but are still standing. In 1909 the Philadelphia Zoo posted a $1,000,000 reward for the capturing of this creature. Similarly, merchants in Camden offered a $10,000 reward in 1960 for the same creature. So, if I can work out some way to claim both of these rewards... I will be in some serious cash! Therefore, I am enlisting the help of my good friends Matt, Dustin, Mark, & Keith. A fair 5-way split of this cash would give us all $202,000.00!!! I ask that you go to the wikipedia page: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jersey_Devil and read up on this. There are also similar rewards for the Sasquatch, Wendigo, Big Foot, & Skunk-Ape. We could really clean up on this... besides after this I am out of ideas!