These are my picks if they actually pull-off the "live-action" G.I. Joe movie in the next few years. Some are rather original, others just kind of make me laugh...
General Hawk --> Bruce Campbell
I mean, for Pete's sake... its Bruce Campbell. Plus, I figured he was getting older and could probably put a funny twist to an overly serious character.
Lady Jaye --> Maggie Gyllenhaal
Well, I have had a crush on both of them for awhile. They both studied acting and are handy with silent weapons.
Cover Girl --> Izabella Scorupco
I just always thought this character should have been developed more... Plus, you would need someone super hot to be called "Cover Girl."
Destro --> Billy Zane
Actually I just picked him because they have similar heads...
the Baroness --> Monica Bellucci
And I picked her because she has similar hotness!
Snake Eyes --> Christian Bale
Okay, so I am a little obsessed with Christian Bale... but jeez, he is Batman and they are both damn good American ninjas!
Scarlett --> Famke Janssen
She was my second pick, but I think she would make a great Scarlett!
Cobra Commander --> GW Bush
It was either him, or Hillary Clinton... they are the same to me!
Firefly --> Clive Owen
Damn fine actor, plus I like to see good actors play bad guys...
Shipwreck --> Jason Lee
This was a given, honestly the first one I came up with!
Zartan --> Sean Bean
He is pretty creepy and looks like he might shift shapes!
Dusty --> Nathan Fillion (Malcolm Reynolds)
A great actor and I like the idea of a space cowboy in the desert.
Tunnel Rat --> Norman Reedus
He proved himself in Boondock Saints, let's see if he can pull this one off.
Storm Shadow --> Ninja Guy From Several Movies...
I always forget this guy's name... but he is impressive.
Stalker --> Lennie James (aka Robert Hawkins from Jericho)
Great actor, plus he already has played a crazy CIA type.
Spirit --> Lou Diamond Phillips
This should be a no brainer! He just needs a pet eagle.
Rock 'N Roll --> Adam Baldwin(Jayne Cobb)
Well, they both love guns & beards... so I thought why not?
